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Omni-Sexual 

The deluded Belief that one can have sexual relations with any entity, whether it may be male, female, animal, alive, dead ect.
Oh look there is Omni-sexual Pete, he is such an Omni-sexual. Yeah i know, i heard he likes ice-cream. Me too! am i Omni-sexual? Not unless you fuck it.
Omni-Sexual by bangbangbong May 7, 2011

Fetch (Sexual Act) 

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

Youtube sexual 

Boy: hey, do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: sorry, I am YouTube sexual.

Ron - Active Sexual Predator 

The common name for a female who steals unsuspecting boys' virginities.
- "Hey, who did you first sleep with?"

- "Some Ron - Active Sexual Predator who went to my school"

- "Oh, you mean a RASP

bi-whore-sexual 

a whore who engages in sexual activities with members of both sexes with equal fervor; basically a bi-sexual whore
A: See that girl over there?
B: Yea! She was just making out with another girl!
A: Woah...now shes making out with a guy
B: She must be bi whore sexual