You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Salad

Something that can be tossed.

I really like my salad tossed.

by Notreat January 15, 2022

Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.

Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!

by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016

Salad wikusia

the only thing that a polish person would eat would be romaine and collardgreens. They are very natural and made with real food coloring.

Yo! You heard of that Salad wikusia?

Yeah, it smells!

by poop docter January 15, 2019

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008