ripped jerky

When you don't score at the bar and come home and do a little jerk

Paul didn't have any luck with the ladies at the bar and ripped jerky when he got home

by Jerky Boyz 4 Life July 25, 2025

Ripper

What a pedophile is called in prison.

You ripper! What you did was the worst possible crime anyone could ever commit.

by anonymous December 4, 2025

bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"

by Clint B. December 31, 2008

Radio Rippers

A place where gimps come to dance, to cheesy tunes, by lovely people

can also be described to run with definition rimmer, the place always gets your ring hole winking

Radio Rippers, \0/\0/\0/\0/ ring well open, if visited you will see how many people suffer from this strange condition and how openly they publicly display the fact

by the ripster October 25, 2009

Cheerio Ripper

Someone who rips an asshole

Federico is Hauvey's cheerio ripper forever and ever <3

by Dirty_Jew_69er December 4, 2012

Leicester Ripper

A dirty leicester is where you shove red leicester cheese into the anal cavity

John: I did that bitch last night!
Derick: Did you do a leicester ripper?
John: You bet i did.

by Nemo the Fish January 30, 2015

roast ripper

The act of passing large quantities of gas while engaging in sexual intercourse, typically because of eating a hearty meal prior.

I was letting out some roast rippers with my girl after eating taco bell

by 4117nick December 15, 2015