Poop-Eye

Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.

I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!

by Steffie12 March 26, 2009

poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

hahaha eat shit poop feckers

by you dung slammers May 2, 2004

poop drool

The watery substance emitted from said persons rectal bosom the fluid erected from ones anus, usually leaked into one saids mouth. Poop Drool

Dude, i totally poop drooled in franks mouth last night!!!

by Gicks 180 April 8, 2008

poop chute

The other place to place your penis.

Gretchen really liked to take it in the poop chute.

by Spikey Cock September 28, 2006

poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem May 11, 2006

poop atoms

Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting

Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt! They've absorbed millions of poop atoms over the years.

by honktastic December 9, 2008

Rainbow Poop

A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.

Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"

Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012