May 5 

😘Ask your bf for his hoodie and we’re it for a lil and then give it back 🥰💋

Girl: ” can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th”
Boy: ”sure”
Girl: “thx”

May 5 by .uzmy May 1, 2022

May 2nd 

This is national appreciation for anyone names Ajax day

“Hey Ajax I appreciate you!”

“Oh is it May 2nd already?”

May 2nd by SiSierra May 2, 2022

May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy

Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol

May 2 by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022

May 2

Tell the last person u messaged they are sexy

it’s may 2nd

Oh cool
Guess what

What
Ur sexy

May 2 by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022

May 2nd 

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

May 2nd by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

may 3

to give jayejoel money

hey what’s today
may 3
oh i gotta give jayejoel money

may 3 by jahshddg May 2, 2022

May 14th 

National ur gonna lose your competition day.
If you have any time of completion on May 14th (such as , debate, chess,art competitions) means your gonna lose either way. Sorry!

You: I have my art competition in may 14th!
Someone: GOOD LUCK UR GONNA NEED IT EVEN THO IT WONT WORK!!
You:Why?

someone: cuz its may 14th dummy🙄🙄!

May 14th by Anime obsessed May 2, 2022