Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

Human torch

A red hair person who usually is annoying but sometimes nice. Human torches usually have bad tempers.

Hey look at that human torch!!

by AnnNif udj November 27, 2011

Humaneous

Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods

Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too

by Silky June 9, 2022

Human Helicoil

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.

I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil

by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021

human pencil sharpener

An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.

I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.

by itchycat123 May 6, 2018