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man cold 

a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.

Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.

antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
man cold by throughthehaze January 11, 2012
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Cowboy cold 

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.
1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.
Cowboy cold by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004
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world so cold

mudvayne is good. that qualifies as an example
world so cold by Adrian January 18, 2005

had cold feet

Simple past of "have cold feet" = To be timorous or afraid; have second thoughts
"Ellen was coming too, but she had cold feet"
had cold feet by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:
"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"
Ice Cold Shit by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Id rather be gay than cold 

Said when somebody is so cold they would rather have their sexuality questioned than freeze to death
Guy1: goddamn im so cold
Guy2: you wanna get in this sleeping bag with me?
Guy1: ..... Ya fuck it id rather be gay than cold

tits cold 

when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle
its fuckin' tits cold out here
tits cold by rayrodrey February 25, 2003