Brown solution 

When one is lacking an adequate water supply to perform ordinary hygienic routines, so they resort to replacing the fluids normally used with the excremental substance produced by themselves. A prime example of this is the shit bath or the brown cleansing.

The brown solution is a very specific routine that one must follow in a dire situation.
My girlfriend is totally into shit baths.

Brown solution by Pelvic Spire December 4, 2014

Brown Mission

Taking a dump/poop.

Be right back, going on a brown mission.

Brown Mission by strangevoices January 19, 2015

brown bowser 

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

brown bowser by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015

brown canal sandwich 

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

brown canal sandwich by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Brown Starburst

anal fisting

"We were so in love, the next logical step in our love making was a brown starburst"

Brown Starburst by Dmd March 30, 2015

Brown school Madison ct 

These are the worst mutha fukers I've ever met even though they only in 5 or 6 grade they act like they're all that there's this one 5th grader named tatu. Who said he wanted to fuck that girl so bad what is wrong with these kids

Let's hope this school isn't another brown school Madison ct

Definition messed up school

Brown school Madison ct by Emma is me May 1, 2015

brown expresso 

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

brown expresso by albert18 May 19, 2015