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asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
by That one nigger April 4, 2018
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Asian Adult

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
by Josech May 3, 2020
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.
by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022
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asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.
That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.
by asians>gingers October 19, 2017
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Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
by Asianisis October 29, 2019
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hennessy asian

an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian
Asked my asian homie if he wanted aux, he played mike sherm… these fucking hennessy asians man.
by xetroclarberec May 20, 2024
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