Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

bobbing for apples in Somalia

a preference for the love given out by males of an opposite race. The seeking out of males of an opposite race for entertainment, love, oral-sex and marriage. A lover of third world countries and it's men.

what's Ashley doing over there? bobbing for apples in Somalia

by hg chicagoland March 28, 2009

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

Sour apple smoothie

When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.

Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"

by PleaseStop:) October 25, 2023

Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

appled up

Appled up was created by Brendon apple on Nov. 2011 to describe a household, car or other living area that makes use of apple products throughout the household all in sync with each other.

I just got "appled up" when i bought a new mac book pro and time capsule and linked it to my appleTV and iPhone4s.

by Brendon Apple November 19, 2011