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cow

mammal who drinks 2,000 gallons of milk and then proceeds to milk itself.
by cowmilkingitself June 5, 2019
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Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Cow

Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.
See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.
by Lol noob November 17, 2020
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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cow

Gina is such a cow
by Truefuckingblue July 28, 2020
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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