Irish Surprise

An explosive device rigged to a car so as to detonate either through a timer or some other trigger.
Basically, a carbomb.

Ouch, after that Irish surpise, they were scraping him off of the pavement for hours.

by Uller June 27, 2005

Shanghai Surprise

To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.

I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!

by Bixby_222 July 6, 2008

dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.

Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!

by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006

warm surprise

when you slice someone's stomach and then fuck the incision

"man i warm surprised this slut and then threw her corpse in the river!"

by Rees Helmers April 27, 2008

colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

by room 20052 April 15, 2008

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.

Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.

by Timothy July 23, 2004

Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.

"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad

by MuslamicRayguns July 4, 2014