Me:"Bro, what are you doing?
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?
Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist
The Universe:*face palm*
Friend:"Uhhh.. Sleeping?
Me:"Pffft, dude that doesn't exist
The Universe:*face palm*
by SnowBun_64 April 23, 2020
Get the Sleepmug. by Lemon pepper chicken wings December 3, 2022
Get the Sleep-a-nationmug. A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
Get the Sleep Watchingmug. by Naibseldadrudnayegmumru June 22, 2018
Get the Sleepingmug. Dear sleep,
I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?
I’m sorry I hated you when I was a kid. Now will you please get me away from these idiots surrounding me?
by ImNotMakingANameFor1Definition November 12, 2017
Get the Sleepmug. by ksejabb May 17, 2011
Get the Sleepmug. Staying on the phone with a person overnight shows that u and that person have a deep connection. You dont stay on the phone just to talk. You stay on the phone to form a deeper connection.
It shows that you are comfortable with that person and all their flaws
It shows that you are comfortable with that person and all their flaws
Jimmy and Carla had sleep conversation last night and now they feel lile they know each other better
by LL Cooley September 19, 2018
Get the Sleep conversationmug.