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full potato

"Nigga, you just went full potato"
full potato by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

phone potato 

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
phone potato by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

baked potato 

The gayest gay act
"That guy likes the baked potato"
baked potato by Jordan May 11, 2004

Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
Sex Potato by troPunk June 12, 2010

texas potato chip 

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip
That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip
texas potato chip by t-rexxx November 27, 2009

Kawaii Potato 

The cutest and most adorbable thing your eyeballs will ever witness
KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy is SUCH a Kawaii Potato! Everyone hug the potato!!!