This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.
by BigPete123 October 23, 2023
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However, I learned that he moved to a townhouse and was very saddened to lose such a good neighbor. However, I hear his neighbor is the worst! She is a trashy neighbor with a little kid and a thug black boyfriend with an Mercedes. She will purposely park her car to prevent my former neighbor Peter from backing out and drive to where he needs to be, also blocking his daughter from going to school.
I hear she got her Mercedes from her black boyfriend who is a drug dealer and is involved in many OnlyFans adult videos and sleeps with tons of women, his neighbor also heavy involved in the adult film industry. His neighbor is Indian...like usual.
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"Wow! His Indian neighbor brings massive shame to India! I have many Indians, but she got to be the worse ghetto Indian mother I've ever met. I call her the Whore of Babylon, the slut for Satan. Peter doesn't deserve such a bad neighbor." - Ned Flanders
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