I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

she put her bagels on me

Something sexual

Grace, she put her bagels on me

by _Calm_ May 28, 2021

Put the fries in the bag

There's two definitions

Definition one: When an influencer is flopping so hard, people say put the fries in the bag because they think that they'll become a McDonald's worker later in life.

Definition two: When someone talks too much and isn't getting to the point, you say put the fries in the bag to make them get to the point.

" You're taking to long with this story, just put the fries in the bag"

by CHAERRIOS August 15, 2024

Put up

Typically something a person says when they’re in a relationship

I’ve been put up with my man

by anonymous August 16, 2024

I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

by anonymous August 21, 2024

Just put the cotton in the bag

Derogatory term used to discourage young African American males from pursuing a career in rap.

Upcoming rapper: I got a whole lotta girls, drugs and money.

Realistic YN: Just put the cotton in the bag bro

by YoungFlyFella September 30, 2024