Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool

Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )

by NOTnoia March 15, 2024

Noah J. Case

A man (possibly a manchild) who is obsessed with the color blue. He even dyed his uncircumcised dick blue. If a girl has blue hair, this boy WILL cum instantly especially if they are a THICKN.

He likes blue, that man is a Noah J. Case.

by Juan santo January 29, 2024

Noah

Noah is a nice person and he is very hot and has a lot of muscle and always has funny jokes

Damm noah is hot as hell

by Thottian February 20, 2019

noah

Noah is the kindest guy you will ever meet. He loves music and Irelyn. He will always rizz up every girl near him almost immediately. He will also try to be your best friend whether you like him or not (but how could you not like him).

person: he do you know Noah
stranger: of course I know Noah he's the best
person: I know right

by CalebMcCormick09.lax March 21, 2023

Pass Me A Noah

Noah = Faggot
Fag = cigarette in British slang

Yo, pass me a Noah, would you?

by Goldie221 February 10, 2024

Noah

Okay this isn't a definition, but some of these are actually really true to me. Except the girls liking you.

Noah: yeah most of this shit is relatable

by Haha69lol November 8, 2021