by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Noah Mookmug. Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.
by WaffleRick May 5, 2020
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is a type of person who would always be there for you no matter what, but no one can tell when his mood changes. He acts like he cares but doesn't actually. He makes us believe that he loves us but he doesn't. His feelings can change randomly. But he is fun and a great liar. anyone will believe him because he can make people laugh. He likes to laze around playing video games and that's something he enjoys. he has no future plans. He can either be the best partner or the worst partner, there is nothing in between.
Me : Did you see the new kid in the school?
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
by Pink2819 November 24, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a man of many talents, i swear that nigga can do everything. Everything Noah does is for the badge, but a downside to noah is he has a small penis.
noah can do everything
by unknownuser12345678 October 26, 2022
Get the Noahmug. A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023
Get the NOAHmug.