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Matt (Matthew)

This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.

He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.

He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.

Matt is the one.

Marry matt.
Matt (Matthew) is such a hottie.

Damn matt sure is something.
by themysterydoggo July 7, 2021
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Matthew

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"yall wanna still be annoying like Matthew"
by Ya Boi Amur July 9, 2021
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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Matthew

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.
by Rufertei August 9, 2022
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Matthew

He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 12, 2022
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matthew

matthews usually like to listen to music specifically Kanye west. They are very sexy and beautiful people who extrude positive energy. You can’t never get bored around a matthew
Did you see that crazy guy yelling at a kanye concert? he must be matthew
by hhsjsie August 21, 2022
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Matthew's Wifi

Matthew's wifi is shiat
by Damn450 August 27, 2022
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