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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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magic green

"Yo let me hit that magic green"
"Bro you got any of that magic green"
by ReeferKing March 15, 2015
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Skullfvck Magic

1.a very sick demented old man who is commonly called by the name PAUL.

2.a man who loves to indulge in bestiality

3. a stupid person with a speech impediment.
skullfvck magic got his butt kicked again!
by Jackass_STFU October 15, 2009
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Black Magic 2

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game
Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY
by Sircachetes May 3, 2023
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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Meatball Magic

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!
by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024
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