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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
I made a huge dick-mess today
by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022
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lightskin messiah

THE BIBLE SAID THAT A MESSIAH WILL COME AGAIN AND I BELIEVE THAT THE LIGHTSKIN MESSIAH WAS THE ONE
by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 6, 2022
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Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.
Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”
by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022
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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.
Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?
by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022
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Juiseppe Messes

Juiseppe Messes is a football player whos number is number 10 and played for the team FC Barca

Juiseppe Messes also known as Joseph for short is a professional football player who is friends with Jopert Rolando a well known football player

Juiseppe Messes was born on 24 June 1987 and he is of Italian and Spanish descent.
Juiseppe Messes played for the team FC Barca.
by comedy man January 9, 2023
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Gigachad Message

Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.
The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.
by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023
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