n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
Get the Matthew Diamondmug. A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
Get the Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)mug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. by koniz907L April 16, 2025
Get the Number 1 Matthew Patel Fanmug. Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others
Some guy: today is a sad day
Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022
Get the Mia matthewsmug.