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Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”
by koniz907L April 16, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
wow i really hate matthew
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
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Matthew

The old english definition for the name Matthew is as follows: A faggot, a very gay weak skinnyfat dumb estrogen riddled nigger loving gay homosexual. Matthews can't stop saying terms such as "I want cock" or "I would love a big fat nigger penis up my rectum"
Friend one: Yo do you see that gay looking skinny guy with the huge black guy.

Me: Yeah it's Matthew
by ADOLFNUMBAONE November 6, 2023
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Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others
Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day
by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022
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