Luke

This guy is something else he will be grumpy all day despite drinking all ur coffee. He hasn’t got laid since 2009. So needs some help in that area. He likes ski and drink whisky often at the same time. He never leaves the house with his backpack and cord trousers.
He also is super annoying and rage baits u and is just mean

Luke brooooo

by nessiedoglove August 31, 2025

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Luke

A sexy girl with a huge weiner.

JIM: Her dick was so big! She musts be a Luke!

by billyboi123421 September 24, 2025

Luke

A Luke is a good term for a dog.

Or a person who gets so swept up within their own ideology of how they want to appear to everyone else, that they loose touch with themselves and become everything they go against toward the onlooker. A Luke is dangerous - short time happiness but never forever because they will do more damage than they will ever realise.

Person: “have you seen Luke about much?”
Person2 : “nah, think he’s moved in with someone new”
Person: “ANOTHER ONE?”

by S_BLTR October 8, 2025

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Slippery Luke

When someone titty fucks another persons butt cheeks with or without lubricants.

I took someone home last night and they wanted me to do a Slippery Luke to them.

by Coyote Guapo October 22, 2025

Luke Ellife

A Luke Ellife is an athlete of peak style, performance and endurance, he is one to see the sunrise and sunset and still be on his feet. A Luke Ellife never surrenders to any physical suffering the world has to endure.

Hey bro don’t give up, be a Luke Ellife,

by Desireexii November 8, 2025