The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.

“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”

by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019

Luke DeNuke

A man who is addicted/loves nukes.

Harry is such a Luke DeNuke!

by The the the perso February 16, 2025

Luke

Luke is usually very athletic!!! He tries his best in EVERYTHING he does and is nice to everyone!

Luke is VERY attracting to girls who feel lonely, he makes them feel loved....

A luke is someone you will want to keep in your life FOREVER!!!!:)

person 1: OMG he is so fricking cute and sweet!

person 2: you must be talking about luke:)

by fjvgdfhjgbdj February 27, 2019

Luke

Simp

Dam hes a Luke

by Simpy boi March 12, 2020

Luke Goggin

The Luke Goggin is the act of pissing through a mail flap onto someone’s carpet, preferably a business. Best performed on a Saturday night after 1000 beers.

Can’t wait to do a Luke Goggin into Geoff’s house later

by strny_14 June 6, 2019

Luke

A cringey Tik toker who quit fortnite because his friends thought it was gay, other features include no hairline no fun and blocks his friends when they play fortnite

Who smells like mad cooch oh..... It's just luke

by CamrenHasASmallPeen September 15, 2019

Luke

Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Lindsayis his ideal partner. Lindsay will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Lindsay would be perfect wifey material that will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.

Luke is such a loveable guy.

by nakedmolerat September 23, 2020