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There sure are lots of dick drawings in these tunnels. Hombos must be living here.
Hombo by Awesemo Adam September 4, 2011

Homecentered

Verb://(active, past tense): To have shopped at a "Homecenter" chain store and experienced any combination of: being ignored by employees of the store, or run away from if it seems they sense you need their customer service; to approach an employee of a homecenter whom is wearing an orange or blue apron with the logo of the homechenter and LITERALLY receive a response of "no habla englaish" (again while wearing the homecenter uniform apron, in the homecenter, on the home center sales floor during normal hours of operation)...to be advised on how to perform a plumbing project or electrical project, only to later discover from a professional that you've been not only misinformed about how the product should be used, but told the OPPOSITE of the correct application of the plumbing or electrical project; To trip over palettes of shrinkwrapped boxes, under a flourescent glare that blinds you temporarily; to purchase an faucet, toilet, tool or sink and later find out you paid above MSRP.
Home Depot, Lowe's, Homecentered

Home-style 

To "home-style" something means to do it on your own, in your own way. To not depend on society and rules to help you out.
Joyce: Jim! What happened to your leg?!
Jim: Aw shit, Joyce! My cat bit me and I think the cut may be infected.
Joyce: That's the third time this week. Jim, you outta think about putting that cat down.
Jim: But I don't have the money to put her down.
Joyce: *hands Jim a knife* Then home-style it.
Home-style by FancyPants17 August 7, 2013

Home Cherry Mint

A Word used to describe a female friend
That is an awesome friend of yours.
Yo man daz my Home Cherry mint right der!
Home Cherry Mint by Chip choc mofo September 5, 2013

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services
Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
home churching by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

home brewed water 

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".
Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.