talk to the hand

An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 01, 2003

stage hand

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.

I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.

by Feint5 March 15, 2013

the Hand Check

An awesome band hailing from Irving, Texas. They're so awesome, they have no need for instrumentals. It is all played by mouth.
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The Band:
Evan: Lead/beatbox (So good, you'd think he's 10 insanely awesome beatboxers rolled into one)
Ashley: Cowbell (Christopher Walken would be proud)
Charlette: Triangle (Who knew math could sound so good?)
Saby: Symbol (Thats me!)
Don: Tamberine (And she's darn good at it)

Behind-the-Scenes help:
Groupies: Too many to count
Body Guards: a few
everyone else: your mentioned too!

Everyone: *super secret awesome handshake* Hand Check! *motivational hand-in-the-center-thing* *raise hands*

Bystander #1: That was awesome!
Bystander #2: I just had an epiphony!
Bystander #1: What?
Bystander #2: I want a baked potato!
the Hand Check: And a chimichanga!

by saby! July 25, 2006

small hand

small hand tiny handjob

amy gives tiny handjobs with her small hands

by whoopsss February 20, 2014

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 08, 2009

hand prostitute

A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.

Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*

by Vince Noir February 17, 2008

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 20, 2005