Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

Dark Labs

Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.

I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.

by genericnoname May 1, 2023

Lord of Dark

You cannot defeat.

I am the Lord of Dark. You cannot defeat.

by PuncherOfTrees May 11, 2023

Darkness

Jazmin is the definition of all darkness. Within and without. The broken darkness. Which can’t be fixed.

Darkness is inside of jazmin.

by Alexandra1227 October 25, 2019

Dark Dosuu

The man with snipe. Although he can't pronounce a word

have you herd of Dark Dosuu?
The man that we died to

yeah!
absolutly not...

by Man with a J December 1, 2020

darkness

a person on the marshy discord server that is mod

man darkness do be kinda cool doe

by MarshyDictionari December 4, 2020

Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.

Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad

by brugel123 December 20, 2020