poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Chip Crumber

Perennial pest that is ALWAYS the last to leave a party/ get together… Prone to “accidentally overstay” their welcome!

Paul is a notorious “Chip Crumber” from way back!

by cccantsayno May 16, 2025

Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet

“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”

by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025

Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 7, 2025

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

FANNY CRUMBLE

It means that an older chubby mature woman on Quora who has short platinum blonde hair is fake . I’ve caught her telling me I should say her name? I’m very sad cos fanny crumble is really. On the quora and literally have a big problem with her name. And it upset and totally destroys my whole family

Hahahahahahs. Hey berl , what’s so funny I’d love a giggle or pick me up to? Oh it’s just a funny chubby drug addicted quora mistake . So pls if u can’t get smudgerieguard pls order it in or tell fanny to clean her long labia , tampons do come out and trees can smell your fishy bullshit fake name I. My mum said u are illegal on quora and I’m not giving up . I will not have you make my culture feel racist or like a vagina that is used too much . Yours. Is ugly u should stop the fake apple crumble . The world now has a new joke called fanny crumble well done legend u are on the Hollywood adult needle show

by Babaar October 26, 2025

Car crumbed

When someone hits you with their car not drunk. The person in the vehicle must be sober.

He just got car crumbed buy that Mercedes Bin.

by Guyy man January 9, 2026