The Handsome Men's Club

An elite club of men who tend to be referred to as "handsome". This group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible sexiness. Few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. Their motto goes as follows: "Wow, your handsome. Your perfect. Your incredible. You are one good looking son of a bitch. Good job, Mom. Amazing"

Matt Damon, Tony Romo, Ben Affleck are all part of the Handsome Men's Club, while Jimmy Kimmel is not.

To be a part of the Handsome Men's Club, one must first come to terms with one's inner handsome.

by comefiesta! April 27, 2011

Skill-Club

A german drug that is available for free in the internet.

Skill-Club is life, once you start you cannot stop.

by kadoosh November 17, 2004

Funnel Club

A party or get together for heavy drinkers.

You guys must be in the funnel club!

by ewhogg March 18, 2007

strip club drunk

ridiculous awesome trouble time

We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.

Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.

by jwkdrw August 7, 2010

Cobra Club

The gayest gang ever, rumour has it that their initiation involves peeing in eachothers mouths and listening to Salt n Peppa. Also referred to as CC.

Guy 1 - Yo gurrrrl, wanna join the Cobra Club?
Girl 1 - Hell no, the Cobra Club are gay as heck, Double Dragon for life bro.
Guy 2 - Burn.

by The Reverse Apache Warrior August 17, 2011

strip club creep

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.

Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

Poo-P Club

A group of people who take pleasure in conversating while taking a number two. (Preferably in public restrooms.)

Yo, that cheese omelet goes right through you! I think it's time to hit up the Poo-P Club.

by Jarred Brown (The chief of his Poo-P Club) April 11, 2005