stage hand

when your genitals are manually manipulated during a theatrical performance.

I was pissed that my blind date took me to see "Cats" but at least I got some stage hand.

by Feint5 March 14, 2013

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Hulk-Hands

When one aggressively inserts his hands into the vaginas of two plus-sized females simultaneuosly, in a Toys 'R Us parking lot.

"Instead of buying Christmas presents for his kids this year, Chad decided to spend his money on something for himself, so he got 2 prostitutes and gave them Hulk-Hands for Christmas."

by Martian12 August 9, 2012

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An insult generally used by hyperactive Americans on Ricki Lake and other assorted talk shows. Most commonly heard from those that have no concept of grammar, this phrase generally follows the phrase "y'know what i'm sayin'"

"Talk to the hand girlfriend, cos the face don't wanna hear it"

by porcelina September 1, 2003

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small hand

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amy gives tiny handjobs with her small hands

by whoopsss February 23, 2014

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hand prostitute

A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.

Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*

by Vince Noir February 17, 2008

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