Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018

cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

shouty-crackers

yelling in a very angry way (used in Great Britain.)

Sorry love, didn't mean to get all shouty-crackers.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007

Cacker

In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a gypsy. Cacker can be used as a term of offence for non-cackers. A half-Romany/half-cacker is known as a diddicai.

"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."

"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"

by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004

It's all graham crackers

An ok life. just getting through life to get through it. not really bad but not really good either

Person A: hey man, how's life going?
Person B: eh, it's all graham crackers right now

by Thoraxtheimpaler February 24, 2009

cracked the shits

the act of getting angry or mad at someone or something.

"I can't come out tonight, my mum cracked the shits at me for not cleaning my room"

"I told him I couldn't go so he cracked the shits."

by Schmain May 20, 2008