An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
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He got all up in me with that wonky dick.
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He got all up in me with that wonky dick.
“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
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See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
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Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
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