Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.

I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

dick barf

when you cum all the sudden, like random barf

i had dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023

dick

male private part

my dick is hard

by dork 779 February 6, 2023

Grippin’ Dick

When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.

“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”

by Campbello February 10, 2023

Dick Wolfed

Expecting to get something good only to have it ripped away. A phrase coined by many in the Law and Order fandom because of his ability to never complete a story or destroy and just give us the Executive Producer Dick Wolf credit at the end.

Looks like we just got Dick Wolfed again.
I can’t believe they actually Dick Wolfed us

by MissWhit4015 February 11, 2023