In my mouth

INNNN MYYYY MOUTH

River-in my mouth
Me-wtf

by Aussie chipp June 24, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by May 08, 2023

Fadoodle my doodle

The hidden option to act like a weirdo

Boy: fadoodle my doodle baby :)
Man: um, EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

And then the boy was never seen again~

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker April 16, 2020

Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 08, 2017

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

by megaseed December 05, 2016

My Kenny

Each Girl has that one boy she will never loose feelings for.

The not good for you, toxic relationship but still jump his bones if you see him.

Yeah, he’s “ my Kenny”.

Yeah, I have a “ my Kenny”.

Oh, god is that “ your Kenny”?

by Shroomie October 18, 2020

Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 07, 2022