Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Dick sick

When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.

Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.

He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.

by oldballs August 18, 2016

Dick

Dick, the thing that goes inside of objects and makes baby’s

The dick went in the object

by Simpydimpy69420 October 12, 2021

Ants Dick Rider

A person who rides Ants dick all night long

"Oskar Rowe is such an Ants Dick Rider"

by Mr Rudd March 12, 2024

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Suzy dick breaker

Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.

Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021