An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 04, 2021
by Shaggy121143 June 28, 2023
Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 15, 2020
“Jeez Johnson stop being such an ass fucker!”
“Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”
“Holy shit this school is filled with a bunch of ass fuckers.”
by XxMoist_BaconxX January 01, 2019
by A Special Touch March 25, 2021
Will anyone, still want, to see Lady Caca's Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo, or watch something else? Why is Lady Caca, still in the movies!?
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024
When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.
by Killerwase September 21, 2017