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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
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national suck dick day

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
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Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…
Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”
by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023
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sucking dick

its when you suck the big peen
hey man whatchu doing?

im sucking dick
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Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.
Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.
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Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.
“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks
by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023
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Dick

a certified dick. Often used when somebody is being such a dick
this word can also be used when you feel like hardworking somebody.
Nigga: yo lets get that guy HARD
Dick: im turning you soft tonight nigga
by shutbals May 20, 2023
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