I get it, French class

Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.

Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!

by SimpsonXL October 25, 2008

Pardon My French

When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.

Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.

by Devastat1oN_ February 11, 2009

Back Door French Kiss

A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.

Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!

by Scunt_McGravy September 28, 2018

Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.

My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.

by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

Chicken Nuggets & French Fries

When a man is receiving oral sex and the woman lifts the man off the ground, using nothing but his genetalia and her mouth

"I got a Chicken Nuggets & French Fries from this girl, and hit my head on a lamp"

by Dr. Shmergelhopper III May 19, 2010

French Post-Marshmallow Kiss

The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.

"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"

by Colls May 20, 2008