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Jesus Christ

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020
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Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
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coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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Golden Jesus

by DanielU3284 April 6, 2008
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Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
by Derethad June 24, 2010
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slim jesus

a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash
person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
by swaggerblob November 12, 2017
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jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.
by blank space June 18, 2014
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