sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

by HanktheBankroll December 20, 2015

hot sausage party

The act of pouring hot sauce all over your shit and shoving it in a girls vagina, and then sticking your dick inside the vagina. (PS: Add Sour Cream by cumming in her pussy)

"I went to a party last weekend, we had a huge hot sausage party!"

by Hargenblarg January 13, 2025

Sausage Pounding

When you can't hold back and you just have to pound that sausage.

Ahh man, I have been doing so much sausage pounding lately, I think I might have some serious problem.

by SausagePounder January 21, 2019

sausage pocket

foreskin

my sausage pocket smells

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

Sausage Wallet

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010

montana sausage grind

2 guys rubbing their cocks together through a pair of jeans

Me and jake montana sausage grinded last night

by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025