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smartyhost

Any hosting provider that has terrible up-time and poor business support.
That hosting place was a total smartyhost
by Anoosh Manzoori January 29, 2009
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Smartners

Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.
I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.
by richard bullard barnes March 8, 2011
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Smartphoning

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.
Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.
by Shabdarider August 22, 2012
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Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018
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artsy smartsy

Derived from artsy fartsy, this phrase is used to describe someone who created a piece of work deemed artsy-fartsy, and is being a bit too in-depth and knowledgeable (often full of bs) about it.
At an art opening:
Artist: ... and the black canvas represents my pain, much as Hieronymus Bosch used fantastic, demon-filled scenes to display a tragic view of human existence ...
Patron (whispering to friend): Dude, this chick is way too artsy-smartsy for her own good. I can't listen to this crap much longer.
by Cool ET June 8, 2005
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shart perseverance

To succeed, overcome, or conquer any given task in life such as a test, a plane landing, or shooting a Somali pirate in the head. Also can be used when winning the lottery or getting a job.
Somali Pirate: What the?!?!
*Sound of head splattering*
Navy Seal: I shart perseverance.......
by snack22 June 4, 2009
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Shart- Storm

1. When living with multiple roommates in an apartment or house with one bathroom for everyone and all of the roommates have eaten fast-food. A shart-storm is the moment 20 minutes after food consumption when all occupants rush to the bathroom to take a shit and/or pee out their butt-holes.

2. Any hectic situation involving shitting.
1. Croix: This Taco Bell is really good.

Cranston: Yeah it's too bad that all four of us are eating it, this place is gonna be a category 4 "Shart- Storm" in about 20 minutes.

Croix: I hear that, I already feel as though I might pee out of my butt.
by St.Croix4Life February 9, 2010
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