slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".

2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"

by solrave December 9, 2008

wad slap

beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face

you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 7, 2011

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 8, 2003

Fuck slap

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.

Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.

by Adam berrizzle February 3, 2009

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 27, 2015