punkaloonks

A metaphor symbolising a woman's flower. It is often placed on a pedestal and greatly sought after by men who desire the sweet taste of oyster juices. Many have failed and been driven to depression, but those who have drank from it are overcome by lust becoming insanely addicted. It is the most powerful force on this earth.

Daisy was wearing only a t-shirt and I could see her punkaloonks when she sat down

punkaloonks by 'dris November 6, 2009

punkin seeds 

A game. Played on halloween. Two men shove as many pumpkin seeds in their assholes as their brownpipes can hold. They then proceed to kick each other in the nuts ten times. Whoever holds the most seeds in their chocolate ass gutter wins!

I found 3 bloody seeds in my ass after punkin seeds with Rick. Yay, I win!

punkin seeds by Pooflake the Magic Dragon October 6, 2011

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.

Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer

punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015

PUNKINN! 

MEME Where group gets asked their favorite vegetable and one guy responds with simply
PUNKINN!! Meaning to say pumpkin.

You: SWEET POTATOE!
Someone else: CAULIFLOWER!
Me: PUNKINN!

PUNKINN! by UK DEFINER March 17, 2021

Punkin 

Punkin - traditional Queenslander dish first invented by little Cambodian, often eaten with roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles on top,
First the punkin is thrown in the oven, then removed from said oven and pan fried, but hang on to your schlong cause it’s going back in the oven, garnish with ya roasted pine nuts and crunchy noodles and indulge in some punkin

Cooked some punkin last night, fuck it was that good when the missus woke up at 4.30 I rolled over and said how good was that punkin, fuck I love some punkin - baby cam

Punkin by AlphaBlokeNotFromAlpha May 29, 2023

punkus 

1. This is a noun used to describe someone who has just said something you felt was rude but in a cute way, usually to flirt or poke fun. 2. A flirting term of endearment. 3. A cross between a punk and a fungus.

i cannot believe you just poked fun at me by calling me a dork, you punkus. You look like a punk rocking mushroom or a punkus.

punkus by dalaiwonka August 6, 2008

Punksniff 

An individual who likes to embrace the fumes from a pair of a females undergarments

Chad: "Hey Ross,I got my jerk on last night, I was Punksniffing Precillas french knickers"

Ross: "Hmmmmm, I myself like to Punksniff a females briefs!"

Chad & Ross "Safe"

Punksniff by David Daniel Jason Pacrobinones October 13, 2007