coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

Jesus cock

A hard throbbing long veiny penis used for its Devine holiness women have tried killing themselfs choking on it. Jesus cock are blessed by all the sex gods the jesus cock is one with the universe

.....jesus cock

by She'llsquirtya September 14, 2018

Black Jesus

The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.

Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

grilled jesus

Questioning Jesus and his followers. "Grilling Jesus, with cheese!"

Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.

by grilled jesus March 25, 2009

Jesus Pee

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.

Jesus Pee

by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

Jesus Christ

it's jason bourne

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT February 10, 2018