fapulous

An adjective, used to describe a person (usually a woman) who is so dayum finnee they elicit instant horniness in the observer.

Woman: How do I look in this dress.

Man: You look absolutely fapulous-I mean fabulous.

by louiepalooza December 14, 2010

fapple

To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.

"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."

by deathwish124 September 7, 2009

Fappy

A person who is fat and happy.

Chelsey and Kelly Were fappy as they ate donuts and drank coffee.

by Red-fin rules November 1, 2016

Fapper

The male organ which is used to fap with.

And so I pulled out my fapper just to ease the tension in the room.

by Ssilver7 October 4, 2005

fappOr

a wankOr

he's just another random fappOr

by Biatch October 31, 2003

fapit

(<b>fap•</b>it) n. habit of fapping.

I'm in the fapit of beating off at least twice a day to keep my prostate healthy.

by Phillydrifter March 4, 2009

Fappert

One who masturbates over excessively on celeb pics.

1:John is such a Fappert over those Lindsey Lohan pictures.

2: Erik: What are you doing tonight? John: Im going to go Fappert over Brittney Spears again.

3: Dangit! Why did i Fappert all over my Angelina Jolie pics?!

by Fappert November 6, 2009