Kicking a can down Union Street 

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

Kicking a can down Union Street by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007

Closed the bar down 

When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.

"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."

Closed the bar down by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013

Hand me down watermelon 

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

Hand me down watermelon by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

drag me down 

Song by the Best Boy band ever - One Direction

Fr: omg! This song is amazing! Do you know its name!
Me: It is Drag Me down by One Direction!

drag me down by IHAEADC December 3, 2020

come down 

the aftermath of a good night. the feeling that one wishes to just sleep and cry. the drugs are starting to wear off after the high, and however high you went you will go that low, maybe even more so.

"ah, man i came down so hard after that pilling sesh,"
"that come down is going to be brutal off that much brown,"

come down by moira-jane March 20, 2007

Laying down the Carpet 

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

Laying down the Carpet by Roogz April 9, 2008

black from the waist down 

a term for saying that you have a huge dick.term often used to try and impress girls.

guy: Hey baby how bout you and me go upstairs and have some fun

girl:sorry i only fuck black guys

guy: well i am half black from the waist down.

black from the waist down by fuck u all August 17, 2005