Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.

“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
“Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”

by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025

Pro Chode

A "Pro Chode" is someone who has the most epic chode ever. This title is given to the world class winner of the chode ranked competitions. (CRC)

Dave is the Pro Chode, He showed me his meat and it was glorious.

by White_15007 December 29, 2025

Chode

Dick wider than long

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

Chode

A short fat big head little boy with a dyed moustache

Rhys Jones is a fat chode

by Bighead03 February 29, 2024