swallow a candy whole

Swallow a candy whole

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????

by anonymous November 30, 2022

ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.

Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?

by demon369 September 18, 2013

Candy cane

A man spread dick pic with multiple filters

Person 1: Have you seen his candy cane?
Person 2: yeah I like it with the black and white filter

by tickler9898 January 16, 2024

Candy

Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.

The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.

I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!

by CoolAidCheeseMan June 18, 2022

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

dance candy

The mind-altering drugs that people take to enjoy parties. The drugs can rev you up to socialize or chill you out to just hang with friends.

I had a stressful week and went to my friend's party on Saturday. I had a couple of beers, took some dance candy and was chill the rest of the night. ecstasy, marijuana, qualudes, lsd, cocaine, chill, rave, party

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018