Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..

“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”

by Imverysmart:) September 30, 2023

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 24, 2018

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022

maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.

Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.

by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

“Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016