Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.
Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!
by Feetsoup October 25, 2018
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Blowing his Horn

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.
by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016
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blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.
Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”
by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022
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Blowing up pipe

Damn bro, Cody is sucking so much dick he may as well be blowing up pipe
by Kimismyfavourite June 02, 2021
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blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.
Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up
by Boiler cracker February 06, 2022
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maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 13, 2014
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Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019
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