cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

by Bode H January 03, 2008

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

cock-block

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 02, 2008

Da block

Small community found in pine county.

Behind grand casino.

Did u hear pugs went on high speed chase n of all the places he runs to da block and gets caught!

by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019

cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh July 11, 2008

thumb blocked

Simlilar to cockblocked, this is when someone else prevents you from something benificial in or around a videogame.

My friend's workplace thumb blocked me when he promised to give me a ride to pick up Resident Evil: DS and they called him in the day of release.

That noob just thumb blocked my windstorm by winning a roll, he doesn't even need it!

I got thumb blocked when Halo 2 came out and the banks closed early.

by Vincent Nasco February 06, 2006

clock block

When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.

Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.

by Oogie Mctaj February 06, 2011