Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.

"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"

by Twosday April 29, 2010

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green apple splatters

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006

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Apple Pie Shot

An inventive party drink made with one shot of either vodka (preferred) or rum, mixed with apple juice and cinnamon. After taking the drink, leave it in your mouth, then dispense whipped cream, and shake all together.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that chick drinking an apple pie shot?

Person 2: Yea! She sure can stuff a lot of cream in her mouth.

by Drink Master April 06, 2010

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apple dumpling gang

A group of transvestites who also have a poop fetish.

The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.

by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

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Bone apple tea

When the food is mad good or some shit and you don't speak croissant or french poodle or some weird shit and you an american chicken lover so you just say bone apple tea

Shit my nigga, your food is mad good can you hook me up with some more of that shit
The man that made the food mad good: Bone ApplE TEa nIgGA

by MayaWhoo December 17, 2016

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